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GoatGuns are non-firing collectible models you build and display. Pick your next model—or find a gift they’ll want to show off.

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  • 4"–16" size
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    AR15 Model - Black

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    M16A1 Model

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    AK47 Model - Black

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    AK47 Model - Gold

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    AK47 Wirestock Model

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    BARRETT 50cal Model - Black

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    M1 Garand Model

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    Musket Model

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    GP5 Model

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    STG44 Model

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    SIG MCX® Model - Black

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    FN SCAR® Model

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    FN SCAR® OD Green Limited Edition Model

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    AR15 Skeleton Model Black

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    AR15 Skeleton Model

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    M16A1 Don't Tread

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    AR15 Model - Thin Blue Line/SWAT

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    AR15 Model - Coyote

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    AR15 Model - Raw Diecast

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    M16 Grenadier Model - Green

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    Desert Eagle Model - Black

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    SIG SAUER M17 Model

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    1911 Model - Black

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    1911 Model - USA

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    GOA 1911 Limited Edition Model

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    SIG SAUER M17 Model - Black

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    SIG SAUER M17 Model Thin Blue Line

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    RPG Model

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    RPG 'Buffed' Limited Edition Model

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    BARRETT MK22 Model - Tan

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    Sniper Model - Black

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    REALTREE® Sniper Model

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    Red Team SVD Special Edition

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    SVD Model

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    RPK Model - Black

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    AK12 Model - Black

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    FN P90 Model

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    FN PS90 Carbine Model

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    Thompson Submachine Gun Model

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    Bullpup Model - Black

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    Starter Kit

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    Veteran Kit

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    Arctic Kit

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    Desert Eagle Model - Gold (Pre-Order)

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    Desert Eagle Model - Silver (Pre-Order)

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    FN M249 SAW Model (Pre-Order)

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    AR15 Model - Cel Shade

    Sale price $49.99 Regular price $59.99
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    1911 Model - Silver

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    AR15 Model - USA

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decorate like a legend

Cause people

wanna know

What in the donkey nuts are they?

GoatGuns give fans a chance to own their dream vault collection at a fraction of the price. You'll also get to show it off proudly on your desk.

Once you've caressed a GoatGun theres no going back. Build your optimal loadout with dozens of choices with our attachments.

Dabble with Goatguns, if you're not happy with the outcome of how your desk looks with one Sarge will buy it back up to 100 days.


What are they made out of?

Die-cast metal beasts! 4-16" in size, up to 1lb+ in weight.

Our first response is, "WHOA! These are heavier than I expected!" Well what did you expect from Sarge?

We make them so you can be proud of what's on your desk.


Do they shoot?

Not today and not tomorrow. These are M-O-D-E-L-S. Similar to model cars that don't drive, Goatguns will never shoot.

They assemble and disassemble like the real ones do. These can safely displayed in open to reach areas.